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On a scale of 1 to Alaska how free are you tonight?.

I would love to take you out sometime but they don’t let you bring your own snacks.

If I had to name you a vegetable, you would be a cute cumber.

Like the idea? Now, let’s see some funny pick up lines. So, if you don’t want to sound cheesy, why not be funny.

If you cannot be smooth and cheesy, or you are just trying your skills for the first time, you probably won’t like to be very bold, because it might turn out creepy. Let’s move ahead to see what else I have for you. Hey can you please tie your shoes, I don’t want you falling for anyone else.You know I always believed there were three kinds of beauty: cute, pretty, and sexy.I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.I don’t know what is prettier today, the night or your face?.If beauty will ever be compared with time, yours will last an eternity.If I had a dollar every time I met someone as beautiful as you, I would only be left with $1.

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I had a wishlist where I wanted the sky full of stars, but now that I have looked at your eyes, I know nothing else compares.

The sparkle in your eyes is so radiant, the sun would be jealous.

I can guess you know how gorgeous you are but I am sure that’s not the only beautiful thing about you.

Hey, I don’t know what your name is but I am sure it’s as beautiful as you are.

You know looking at you makes me feel like my eyes were made for this.

You know if you would have been fruit, you would have been a fine apple.

I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or you just rocked my world.

Hey I just wanted to ask you a small question “how does it feel to be the most gorgeous person in the room”.

Have we met before? No? Ooh that must be just my dream.

You know your smile has been lighting up the room all night, so I had to drop by and say hello.

I didn’t realize this was a museum because a work of art like you cannot be anywhere else.

I think I’ll keep falling for your beauty so I will need that name and number for insurance purposes.

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Did your license get suspended recently? ‘cause you are driving all these guys crazy.Do you know what it’s made up of? Boyfriend material! So, if you want to start a conversation in an easy way, here are some inspirations you can use. You need to read the last point again, just kidding. Saying smooth pick-up lines that hit just the right spot can be a herculean task, it has to be smooth, cheesy, and most importantly not creepy. Is your name Earl Grey, cause you look like a hot tea.Īah, it just feels like we are off to a great start, isn’t it? And trust me, you are going to love this ride.I’ll give you a kiss, if you don’t like it you can return it.Are you an electrician, cause you are lighting up my day/night.Boy I wanna go swimming, but I am already drowning in your eyes.Do you wanna eat a box of chocolates…or me?.I am not really religious but seeing you makes me feel like you are the answer to all my prayers.I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely just turned me on.Were you a boy scout before, cause you have tied my heart in a knot.Have you finally realized I am your soulmate or should I walk by again?.That’s a nice shirt! I would love to try it on after we are done making out.I like to be on top of things, would you be one of them?.You know what else Valentine’s Day is? Our future anniversary date.I am going to make you my boyfriend, let’s see if you like it.Ommmmmm, you look like a piece of cake, can I have you?.Something is wrong with my eyes, I can’t seem to take them off from you.Ooouch, did you come out of an oven, ‘cause you are hot!.Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?.Your hand looks heavy, here, let me hold it for you.I think there’s something wrong with my phone, would you mind calling it? I wanna see if it works.For someone like you who likes to be buttery and bold, here are my favorites that can help you find a place in his heart! 😉 Whatever the reason, guys love it, I know they do. I think the very first time a girl ever uses a pickup line is when they have probably bet on it. A word from ThePleasantRelationship Smooth pick up lines for her/girls